James Rayneau was born in Scotland and took a BA in Philosophy from a university who refuses to recommend him. He has met many famous people, including notorious pedophile Jimmy Saville, and been interviewed twice by the British secret service. A consummate traveler, womanizer and alcoholic, James is sort of like Don Draper with an iPhone. He enjoys cooking, books by Bret Easton Ellis, electronic music and vodka. He really, really likes fonts: his favourites are Gill Sans and Gotham, both of which he uses in the header graphics. He also really enjoys writing in the third person, especially when it seems tacky and self-indulgent.