disappear here

James Rayneau escaped from custody several years ago and now lives under an assumed name in London. He is wanted in connection with a series of crimes committed by “Slasher” Frambozi, who terrorised Scotland throughout the late nineties while employed as a senior editor at Foof magazine. James likes japanese design, the Roman Empire, electronic music, McDonald’s chicken nuggets and drinking until alcohol solves his problems for him. He sexually identifies with Hans Moleman from The Simpsons and his preferred pronoun is ‘Mr Mxyzptlk’, which he worries is not a reference that many people will get.
He also really enjoys writing in the third person, especially when it seems tacky and self-indulgent.
This is his favourite gif:
And his favourite youtube video:

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