1) Get published.
2) Move to London / Glasgow / Paris / New York / somewhere where stuff actually happens.
3) Visit the family in California.
4) Be a mature, socially responsible adult at least once this year.
5) Try and be nicer to people and less of an arrogant shit, more tolerant of idiots, and more sociable.
6) At least try and develop some kind of relationship (preferably with a living, human female).
7) Smoke less and exercise more. And maybe drink some orange juice.
8) Try and get into journalism.
9) Write Euphoria and a murder mystery/ detective story.
10) Stop using the word “fuck” as often as I did in 2012.
11) Stop being so self-critical.