Merry Christmas!

Hello. Be nice to each other today. A lot of family in a relatively tight space is a recipe for disaster provided you don’t recognise the following rules:
-there is always somebody in the room drunker than you
-the turkey will always be burnt
-not everybody wants to watch the queens speech
-everybody will want to watch doctor who. Even relatives from foreign climes who think its the queens speech.
Don’t start a board game/ family activity of any kind after 4pm. Everybody will be too drunk by then.

So be nice to each other. Don’t drink and drive. And, if you’re feeling daring, get as drunk as me and wander about wearing an incredibly offensive t-shirt.
Merry Christmas


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